CHASE

Sometimes you hear real life tales of other people and you just brush them off as some intresting anecdotes. You hear them, laugh about them and forget them, unless ofcourse you are the type that copies other peoples expiriences and you go masquarading in them. Other times you might be moved by the story you hear, you might even shed a tear. If its a dude telling the story to other dudes, he is bound to recieve hearty claps on the back, another round on the table and life continues. In the case of a chic, there will be a tear shed, lots of hugs and alot of ooing and aahhing over the issue. Not to forget the innumerable chorusing. Ive always wondered how they do that as if on cue. That is until become the character in the story and you are going to be the narrator the next time you see your friends.
I happen to be a victim of such. I have always brushed peoples stories off. Like they would never happen to me. Well, piece of advice, ukiona mwenzako kanyolewa, chako tia maji. The police are a very intresting lot. More especially at night. They pop up out of nowhere, when you least expect them and when you are having a jolly good time( read high). Why do they shine their lights in your eyes? Ever wondered? Lets just say that is a rhetorical question after having asked the culprits in a not so polite manner owing to the fact that i was a wee bit indisposed. Very intresting fellows the police. Then i committed the worst fellony of all. I ran! Dint go very well with them. That i found out the hard way when after a few steps of my drunkn form i was staring into the bared muzzle of vicious canine. The growls and snarls making me do unspeakable things to my pants. Haki yetu! You do not just set dogs on innocent drunk fellows who are no trouble at all, save for the fact that they are having a good time.
I think im going to be taking other peoples expiriences more seriouslg now. That is untill i forget my 'harrowing'  expirience.(can one call pissing on ones self that?) Then i'll go back to making fun.